Total Medals Earned: 310 (From 40 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,305 Points
Medals Earned: 9/30 (60/500 points)
Kill a Jesus in COP TRAINING.
Lose at MONKEY GRAB.
Lose at ROPE JUMP.
Try both game modes in one session
Find me two sporks
Read the instructions
Destroy 10 asteroids in ASTROIDS 2.
Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10
Destroy 10 planes in JETS.
Sweep and miss 10 times in SWEEP THE LEG.
Lose 10 times in one session of play.
Poke the mammoth in the eye
Submit a score
Win RACE with 3 seconds or less left on the clock
Eat 15 food items in DIET RUN in one try.
Reach a score of 5000 points or more.
Get 3 perfect stops in CHARGE.
Get all 3 balls to fall on the correct platform in PIPES.
Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10 and then QUIT your game from the PAUSE menu.
Get a streak of 10 or more.
Beat THE FINAL STAGE without losing a single life.
Serve 40 beers in BARTENDER in one try.
Finish half of STORY MODE
Get a score of 10 000 points or more.
Win KALCULATOR in 7 operations or less.
Get a streak of 20 or more.
Win 30 games in RANDOM MODE with 10 lives remaining.
Complete STORY MODE with all 10 lives.
Get a streak of 50 or more.
Finish STORY MODE
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/40 points)
But will she love me now that I can see at all?
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
You might earn this for winning her affection.
That should have been obvious from the start.
Medals Earned: 8/15 (85/280 points)
You have destroyed a shield with Professor Bomb!
You have completed the first and easiest level!
You have made a Monster Loonie!
You've killed with the mystic!
You have slain with the Professor Bomb!
You have poisoned someone with cop bat!
You have killed an invader in the ritual chamber!
You've taken out a shield with a Detective Monster!
You are getting into the nitty-gritty!
You've killed a Rival!
You are way deep in it now!
You've taken out a cop with a lunatic!
You killed a Rival with a Mystic Monster!
You killed a Rival with a Detective Monster!
You have completed the game! Amazing!
Medals Earned: 4/13 (35/390 points)
Collect 100 Gems.
Collect All Giant Gems.
Collect 400 Gems.
Find all the checkpoints in the level.
Play to day 7 and beyond.
Beat the Super Dashing Course in under 25 seconds.
Fill out every entry in the Codex.
Collect every Red Gem on the Level.
Buy every skill.
Max out every single level type.
Defeat Nightmare with only 1 LOVE level.
Complete the game without ever sleeping.
Get 100% completion.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/160 points)
Reach level 2 [easy]
First time training
Beat Draiga
Medals Earned: 3/5 (155/190 points)
View 'ALL' drawings in the collab.
Twice the raping power!
SuperFlyCat
Discover HarraH's psychotic, psychedelic easter egg.
ARRGH
Medals Earned: 3/5 (80/155 points)
Read through the entire manual.
Play for 50 (in-game) days
Get a daily net result higher than $500.
Get more than 50 customers in one day.
Buy all four properties.
Medals Earned: 12/32 (120/500 points)
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Death snagged you so young!
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Yogurt.
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 20/55 (110/500 points)
Play a song.
Encounter a boss.
Get an achievement.
Get a silver on 'In Love With Myself'.
Get a star on three different songs.
Perform a 25-hit combo.
Get a silver star.
Unlock two new guitars.
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